bleed for seven days, actually. who's the lucky bitch that only has to do five?

Funny pictures about Epic one liners. Oh, and cool pics about Epic one liners. Also, Epic one liners.

25 Hilarious E-Cards That Say ‘Thanks’ Way Better Than You Could | Thought Catalog

25 Hilarious E-Cards That Say ‘Thanks’ Way Better Than You Could

Thanks for being there for me during the tough time between ordering food and eating food.

44 Hilarious E-Cards That Explain Exactly How You Feel About All Of Life’s Frustrations

I used to be able to pull all-nighters but now I can barely pull all-dayers.

BAHAHAHA. It's funny because it's true. lol

Ladies, There is a fine line between wearing makeup and looking like Crayola gang banged your face.

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Those that wear a lot of make up tend to be covering up more than their face

awww you have a problem with me?? poor lil baby, doesn't it suck that i could care less? get a life bitch, no one cares!

awww you have a problem with me? poor lil baby, doesn't it suck that i could care less? get a life bitch, no one cares!

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12 Gloriously Honest Cards Your Crappy Ex Deserves

I hope this answers any questions on why i like sleeping in. i don't need your shit anymore. i'm temporarily dead :3

like being dead without the commitment. I'm tired, so tired, and not just for sleep. Sleep means no feeling. like being dead, without the commitment.

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Oh I'm sorry, I didn't realize that you're an expert on my life and how I should live it. Please continue while I take notes.

15 Hilarious E-Cards To Send To Your Family

Trick or Treat Halloween Bags for Toddlers

Because that is all we could handle. Very rarely were we there without being subjected to drama among you and your family. Thank God it's down to NEVER

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I do have the fanciest chair in the office.also the highest.

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