James Armistead LAFAYETTE.<<< IM SPYING IN THIS WAR SECRETLY WATCHING THE RED COATS (Lafayette) AND IM NEVER GONNA STOP UNTIL I COME ON TOP AND BE A FREE MAN EATING MY FREE OATS (Lafayette) WATCH ME OH WAIT YOU CANT SEE ME IM THAT GOOD (Lafayette) I SEE LAFAYETTE FROM FRANCE (Lafayette) AND I DO MY COOL DANCE (lol to make it rhyme I had to say weird things but whatever )
Hook, take a step back. Hmm. I wonder what all the Captain Swan shippers would say if the actor who played the womanizing pirate was ugly with a wart on his face. Same character, same lines, same past, just unattractive.