I dont always check the time on my phone but when I do, I forget to check the time on my phone. The Most Interesting Man in the World meme....
I Dont Always - I dont always text in bed but when i do i make sure to drop the phone on my face
I don't always say something stupid but when I do, I keep talking to make it worse.
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I Don't Always Play a Redshirt on Star Trek...
I Don't Always Work Out But When I Do I Expect Immediate Results
I Don't Always Turn Into A Fire Breathing Dragon But When I Do It's Because I'm Sick of Your Patriarchal Bullshit.
I don't always listen to Pentatonix Oh, wait... yes, I do. Seriously though.
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