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I have felt this same way so many times. The relief of getting back to your domain (your seat) and knowing you don't have to do that for a while is amazing. Then you feel it...that inconveniently timed urge to pee...and it all starts again.

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"I'm an attractive, well educated, classy, and honest woman... who farts, pees in the shower, forgets to brush, and wears the same bra at least 10 times before I wash it."

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"R.I.P to all the hairs, my glasses have pulled out."

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For Gondor! Seriously though, those who do it will be a fellowship, those who lasted. Truely, a fellowship of the Ring.

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The one time I actually swore out loud I tried to say "sit down" and "shush" to my friendat the same time. Luckily, nobody heard me.

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All I could think of when seeing this post.

I think I'm about to pee my pants xD << and I'm in school right now so I have to cage the laughter

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WHAT. WHAT JUST HAPPENED. I CANT. WAHT. Okay, I have now passed the stage of shock. Now onto the stage of actually getting the humor in it. OH MY GOD GUYS. I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING. THIS IS GETTING TO BE SHERLOCKIAN-LEVEL INSANE.

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