lol so true! Mexican girl problems<--Uhhh, no. Not just you. Irish girls start snow white, then go to sickly but still alive white, then go to "Hey, look, I actually have a skin tone!" to pink to RED. And tans DONT. HAPPEN.
I am peeling from the sun burn the other day, of course, and my back is itchy in the ONE place I can not reach....I am fairly flexible....yet I can not contort myself in a way to reach that particular spot...sigh.