Dragon Woodstove Steamer. Jan Young you need this! (You might need a wood stove first though...)
Industrial Design reference (simsnipe: FEMME Clothing Iron & Steamer by W....)
FEMME Clothing Iron & Steamer Concept by W. Jessica Choi, via Behance
"Steam Bug," the world's smallest travel iron (according to Brookstone) - heats in 15 seconds and has two voltage settings -- very cool. $35, Brookstone.com
Will need to get one of these to put on the woodstove.
Bear Wood Stove Steamer
Hamilton Beach Travel Iron and Steamer | Wayfair
Cast Iron Moose Wood Stove Steamer (steam comes out his nostrils). $79.95 USD