I love how so few people know that "fishingboatproceeds" is actually John green.

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I love how so few people know that "fishingboatproceeds" is actually John green.

I formally invite John Green to speak at my wedding. It may go a little like "I don't know whose wedding this is or where I am..." BUT IT WILL BE THE BEST PART OF THE WEDDING. (Yes even better than the part where I ACTUALLY get married). :)))

I formally invite John Green to speak at my wedding. It may go a little like "I don't know whose wedding this is or where I am..." BUT IT WILL BE THE BEST PART OF THE WEDDING. (Yes even better than the part where I ACTUALLY get married). :)))

fishingboatsproceeds is John Green's tumblr name. This is fantastic.

fishingboatsproceeds is John Green's tumblr name. This is fantastic.

John Green, writes Pulitzer award winning books, gets to speak with the President, and is not an octopus...

John Green, writes Pulitzer award winning books, gets to speak with the President, and is not an octopus...

fishingboatproceeds is John's Tumblr account, for those who didn't know. XD

fishingboatproceeds is John's Tumblr account, for those who didn't know. XD

If anyone wonders, the person who gives john green the most sass is john green and his tumblr username is fishingboatproceeds everyone #yowelcome

If anyone wonders, the person who gives john green the most sass is john green and his tumblr username is fishingboatproceeds everyone #yowelcome

Dan Howell and John Green The two people I love most in this world. Both very beautiful and intelligent

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Dan Howell and John Green The two people I love most in this world. Both very beautiful and intelligent

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