WARNING: ADULT LANGUAGE From Wikipedia, Shit My Dad Says is a Twitter feed by Justin Halpern, a semi-employed comedy writer. It consists of quotes by Halpern's father regarding various subjects. Halpern started in August 2009, soon after moving into his parents' house. He intended it as a storage site for his father's salty comments, Comedian Rob Corddry tweeted the link, and that really "jump-started it" The page was mentioned by The Daily Show, etc. The feed has 2.93 million followers.
After being dumped by his longtime girlfriend, twenty-eight-year-old Justin Halpern found himself living at home with his seventy-three-year-old dad. Sam Halpern, who is "like Socrates, but… read more at Kobo.