Kathy Bates would play the lead. I love Kathy Bates! She would play Elma Thurgood, a southern socialite who, one day, can't stop farting. Her troubles escalate until she learns that her farting ceases when she performs good deeds.
1997 TITANIC. BILL PAXTON. LEONARDO DICAPRIO KATE WINSLET BILLY ZANE KATHY BATES
Titanic - A seventeen-year-old aristocrat falls in love with a kind but poor artist aboard the luxurious ill-fated R.M.S. Titanic. Genre: Drama Romance Actors: Billy Zane Kate Winslet Kathy Bates Leonardo DiCaprio Year: 1997 Runtime: 194 min IMDB Rating: 7.7 Director: James Cameron Watch Titanic - original post here: www.InsideHollywoodFilms.com
Kathy BATES (b.  Notable Films: Misery Dick Tracy Fried Green Tomatoes At Play in the Fields of the Lord Dolores Claiborne Diabolique Titanic The Waterboy Primary Colors Rat Race About Schmidt Dragonfly Around the World in 80 Days