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God, please let there be one girl out tonight that will be drunk enough to fall for my lies and lame pick up lines.

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What has 42 teeth and can hold back the hulk!?!?!  What??  My ZIPPER  Lame!!! Pick up lines!!
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What has 42 teeth and can hold back the hulk!?!?! What?? My ZIPPER Lame!!! Pick up lines!!

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This used to happen to me. I didn't use lame pick up lines, all I had to do was say 'hello' and I would receive the she response.

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