If I wanted to kill myself, I'd climb up your ego and jump down to your IQ level.
Brain: I see you are trying to sleep. May I offer a selection of your worst memories from the last 10 years?
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This happen to me most of the time and by doing this you forget for a minute what happened and you know that the laugh you had with that person means you still care about them!
I snorted just reading this inside my head
Hahahaha! Wish I could do that, but I don't have a job yet so....
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"When you're on a roll, cleaning, being productive... Then sit down for a minute and lose all energy and motivation to continue. "