Like everything in life, farts have a time and place. However, I never realized that in the wrong time and place, flatulence had enough power to alter my course in history. Well, it can if it’s the third date with the man of your dreams. And, if it makes his eyes burn. If God destined us to be together, I was one SBD away from foiling His plans (that’s “Silent But Deadly” for you prudes).

Like everything in life, farts have a time and place. However, I never realized that in the wrong time and place, flatulence had enough power to alter my course in history. Well, it can if it’s the third date with the man of your dreams. And, if it makes his eyes burn. If God destined us to be together, I was one SBD away from foiling His plans (that’s “Silent But Deadly” for you prudes).

Saatchi Art Artist: Dreya Novak; Watercolor 2013 Painting "My Way My Destiny"

My Way My Destiny Painting by Dreya Novak

Saatchi Art Artist: Dreya Novak; Watercolor 2013 Painting "My Way My Destiny"

A.R. Rahman, The Pussycat Dolls - Jai Ho (You Are My Destiny) ft. Nicole Scherzinger - YouTube

A.R. Rahman, The Pussycat Dolls - Jai Ho (You Are My Destiny) ft. Nicole Scherzinger - YouTube

I promise you- I truly do that one day your sweet tender tortured heart will find its way to a love that loves just like you do.

I promise you- I truly do that one day your sweet tender tortured heart will find its way to a love that loves just like you do.

One of my favorite Bishop TD Jakes quotes...are you living your life based on what happened in the past? You may be doing so at the expense of your destiny...check out the latest entry on "Live YOUR Life!" Blog

One of my favorite Bishop TD Jakes quotes...are you living your life based on what happened in the past? You may be doing so at the expense of your destiny...check out the latest entry on "Live YOUR Life!" Blog

you can't connect the dots looking forward; you can only connect them looking backwards. So you have to trust that the dots will somehow connect in your future. You have to trust in something — your gut, destiny, life, karma, whatever. This approach has never let me down, and it has made all the difference in my life. Steve Jobs #marcellaINCThis quote courtesy of @Pinstamatic (http://pinstamatic.com)

you can't connect the dots looking forward; you can only connect them looking backwards. So you have to trust that the dots will somehow connect in your future. You have to trust in something — your gut, destiny, life, karma, whatever. This approach has never let me down, and it has made all the difference in my life. Steve Jobs #marcellaINCThis quote courtesy of @Pinstamatic (http://pinstamatic.com)

My testimony . God has poured grace upon grace over me- to reach for him

My testimony . God has poured grace upon grace over me- to reach for him

seriously, ladies, you need to read this story. I basically just woke up my house from laughing. this was the funniest thing i've ever read.

seriously, ladies, you need to read this story. I basically just woke up my house from laughing. this was the funniest thing i've ever read.

You are my destiny - Paul Anka (High Quality)jalen the famous song featured in Back To the Future I, II or III (i think the first one)....when Martie's dad says "You are my density" LOVED IT~!!!

You are my destiny - Paul Anka (High Quality)jalen the famous song featured in Back To the Future I, II or III (i think the first one)....when Martie's dad says "You are my density" LOVED IT~!!!

▶ [MV] Lyn(린) _ My Destiny(My Love From the Star(별에서 온 그대)OST Part 1) - YouTube

▶ [MV] Lyn(린) _ My Destiny(My Love From the Star(별에서 온 그대)OST Part 1) - YouTube

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