Middle Elf: "Um, I definitely did not eat your child's soul. I was at my fantasy football league until 11 o'clock last night. It was probably my brother, Merle." Right Elf: "WTF, Chaz. You don't even belong to a fantasy football league. Look, he's way more likely to eat children's souls. I mean look at him!" Left elf: "Draw me like one of your French girls!"