a quote from ever episode of "New Girl"
New Girl. Jess: I brake for birds. I rock a lot of polka dots. I have touched glitter in the last 24 hours! And that doesn't mean I'm not smart and tough and strong. Love her. Jess and I would be friends with glittery polka dots.
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"Winston, if you think those shoes are brown, what colour do you think you are?"
When we found out Winston was colour blind.
and are in your most dramatic state
When he described his emotions in a totally reasonable and non-hyperbolic way: | 19 Times Schmidt Was The Best Part Of "New Girl"
And everything is expensive, clothing apparently is not in style for girls my age, and every guy my age who is good is taken or on the other side of the world. Being young in these days SUCKS.
New Girl's True American drinking game. My life just became complete!
"I feel like I want to murder someone. And also I want soft pretzels."