My daughter woke up at 6:06 today instead of her usual 6:00 because we let her stay up 5 hours past her bedtime.
Call me old fashioned, but kids should be quite when adults are talking!
Friend: What's parenting like? Me: You know all the side effects they list on prescription drug commercials? It's like that.
No, means No..!! 3rd time my kid asks, I all them if is worth being grounded for the next week... shuts her right up! Mombie don't play!
Parenting was much easier when I was raising my non-existent kids hypothetically.
I put the kids to bed and sat in silence for an hour on social media then went to the bathroom and bed.
ME: "Here's 100 memes!" YOU: White guy blinking meme
Parenting Humor, so hilarious, this is so my kid.
Hilarious Facebook Parenting Memes of the Week - Perfection Pending More
Well I wouldn't go that far but yea some days they are dressed better than me ha
Hahahahahahaha! Yep but not my husband lol just their dad
When your "Mom Voice" is so loud that even your neighbors brush their teeth & get dressed.
Saturday mornings when the step son stays over lol