Electric shock therapy recharges your batteries, says sadistic boss -- The boss of a Rochdale mobile phone tech support company, Globally Integrated Mobile Phone Solutions, has been telling the Herald how electric shock therapy is helping recharge his workforce’s batteries. Oli Chopper-Mystique, GIMPS director of sales. told the Herald how he came up with the... -- -- http://rochdaleherald.co.uk/2017/07/09/electric-shock-therapy-recharges-your-batteries-says-sadistic-b
Anyone actively calling for a war to be automatically drafted to the front line -- Anybody saying there should be a war may be required to put their money where their mouth is in future. In a new bid to tackle falling numbers in their ranks, the Army have announced today a new recruitment measure. General Will Showem gave the following statement to the Rochdale... -- -- http://rochdaleherald.co.uk/2017/07/26/anyone-actively-calling-for-a-war-to-be-automatically-drafted
Woman admits she was more than a little turned on by badly executed handbrake turn -- A Rochdale Woman has told the Herald how she found a man’s poorly executed handbrake turn a huge turn on. Speaking exclusively to the Herald she said, “I was stood at the bus stop when I saw this car approach. It swung left, then right, the there was a noise as the handbrake was... -- -- https://rochdaleherald.co.uk/2017/07/18/woman-admits-she-was-more-than-a-little-turned-on-by
Man left fuming after blue passport cover turns out to be Prussian blue -- A Rochdale man has spoken of his anger after his new blue passport cover turned out to be Prussian blue with gold lettering. Cliff Edge had ordered the passport cover from the well known online store, Danube. He told the Herald, “I’m a patriotic Englishman. It’s been a dagger... -- -- http://rochdaleherald.co.uk/2017/08/02/man-left-fuming-after-blue-passport-cover-turns-out-to-be-pru
Professor Green accused of 'defending rapists' at Britain First march in Rochdale - http://buzznews.co.uk/professor-green-accused-of-defending-rapists-at-britain-first-march-in-rochdale -
Racists are pussies -- We’ve all seen the stories. Hate crime has risen exponentially since some of the country voted to leave the EU. We decided to talk to one intolerant arsehole to get the lowdown on why he does what he does. Carl Bigotson, 28, lives in Rochdale. He told us “enough is enough. I’m... -- -- http://rochdaleherald.co.uk/2017/07/29/racists-are-pussies/
Health scare over psychotic illness which only infects BMW OWNERS!!! -- Doctors at Central Rochdale Asylum for Psychosis have issued a health warning over a virus which only infects BMW owners. Doctors have, however, begun work on antiviral treatments. Dr Anita Slowdown explained the symptoms: “First signs are an inability to tell the difference between red... -- -- http://rochdaleherald.co.uk/2017/07/23/health-scare-over-psychotic-illness-which-only-infects-bmw-owners
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