Sarcastic Birthday wish for brother.
Happy Birthday. I hope it's crazy and inappropriate for social media. (Inside: Happy Birthday.)
Funny Birthday Ecard: Congratulations on being born a long ass time ago. http://ibeebz.com
Funny Birthday Card - Sarcastic Birthday Card - You Have Me So I Don't Know What Else You Have To Wish For ...But Knock Yourself Out by JessicaFergusonArt on Etsy
For your birthday, I got you what you really wanted... sarcastic birthday wishes and mockery.
Happy Birthday! I hope your day is as amazing and fun as I am. Good luck with that.
I bought you an awesome bottle of wine for your birthday! It tasted wonderful. I thought about you the entire time, though.
Sitting in front of the loo now. Throwing up. Fucking worst migraine ever!...omg. I'm so sorry. That is the worst. You don't think you should go to the hospital? Get a migraine shot!
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