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Sarcastic Birthday Wishes

I bought you an awesome bottle of wine for your birthday! It tasted wonderful. I thought about you the entire time, though.

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Fell Out Of|Funny Happy Birthday Card Another 365 Days Since You Fell Out Of A Vagina Hooray!! Better make sure their mum didn't have a caesarean section, or this joke becomes redundant. A hilariously honest happy birthday card for a friend or family member.

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17 Hilarious Gifts Parents Have Given To Their Kids

The parents who bought a mug to match their daughter’s teen ’tude. | Life Is Too Short To Be Serious All The Time! #funny

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