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And I have my sarcastic face, packing sand of a beach!

Teacher: "Why do I hear people talking? Me in my head: "Because the sound waves of our voices travel through the air until it hits you let eardrum and causes it to vibrate, so you can hear the wonderful and intelligent things coming out of our mouths :)"

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"My idea of flirting is being as sarcastic as possible to see if you're up for a challenge. "

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from GeekTyrant

Thor Gets a Cellphone and Texts Tony Stark

idk why this seems so funny it just i love Robert Downey Jr. sarcastic remarks!

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did that to my sister several year ago in a restaurant. Everyone there heard her tell me off not to do that!

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" Today I got mad at my brother and yelled "Your birth was a broken condom anyway" ...we're twins"

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❤❤ @badgalronnie ❤❤

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