""Cut off negative people from your life" they said. "How do you cut off your own family?" i asked."
"I find it funny when people call me a nerd in an attempt to insult me. I know I'm a nerd and I'm proud of it! "
"I'm a day dreamer and a night thinker. Neither of which lead to a productive person #adultingfail"
"I told a girl I saw smoking on the corner she was too pretty to smoke. I saw her heart break through her eyes."
"Last night I ordered a pizza around 11 pm so I told the guy on the phone that my roommates are sleeping and if he could text me when he got to my house. That's how I got the hot pizza delivery guys #"
"I always have my phone in my hands. So when I text back immediately, it's not cause I'm desperate, it's because I'm not trying to play games."
"If it's cold or raining and you order a pizza, you best be watching that door like a hawk. Sincerely, your freezing and wet delivery person."
"Kinda messed up that we as women carry a baby then go through several hours of labor all for it to have the dads name in the end."
"When I was in the 6th grade my teacher scolded me for drawing on myself and others. "You'll never earn a living with that!" Now I'm a tattoo artist. #IDFWY"
Where were you between 5 and 6? Kindergarten.