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Yes caller, I will send an officer right over to correct in fifteen minutes what you managed to fuck up in fifteen years of parenting.

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Or the email telling me what you're working on and could have had done instead of writing the email!

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It's cute how you want the entire world to think you're a nice guy because you're not you're an asshole and you should just own it instead of putting on this pathetic acting job.

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Everyone deserves to be happy. Except you. You're an asshole. LOL That's for what's his name ... LOL

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LOL It's a little disheartening when your co-workers get paid more than you and you still have to show them how to send an e-mail.

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Thank you for calling me right after sending me an email so we could talk about your email that I haven't read yet.

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It's ok darling, I know you're not a whore. Whores get paid, where as you give your shit out free of charge.

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