You live the life of a worthless human during the day, so why not live the life of a worthless animal while you sleep. With the sloth sleeping mask you will appear to be a sloth, the laziest animal in.
Do you ever lay awake at night, unable to sleep and wonder: how could my life be infinitely better? Do you wish you could be smothered in sloth pajamas while you sleep? Then this is the right post for you.