He says this all the time (smh)
Sweet Dreams!! BTW if your dream just happens to be of me tonight, keep in mind that I like it rough.
Funny Flirting Ecard: Something about your presence unleashes my inner slut.
You are my sunshine and my rain, basically you make me hot and wet.
Sorry I wasn't listening... I was too busy thinking about having sex with you.
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Let's see, we broke your table at your house in McCormick...but so far our kitchen table has held up pretty well!
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Un romantic but quite true.
ecards | I'd bang you like a screen door in a tornado. Just saying.