Your presence isn't even required!
If you kiss my neck, You better rip your fucking clothes off.
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Sorry I wasn't listening... I was too busy thinking about having sex with you.
Let's see, we broke your table at your house in McCormick...but so far our kitchen table has held up pretty well!
I'd be willing to set my alarm ten or fifteen minutes earlier if you wanted to have morning sex. | Flirting Ecard
I just want someone who wants to hang out all the time, thinks I'm the best person in the world, and wants to have sex with only me. | Flirting Ecard
He says this all the time (smh)
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