Wait while I fill that up...said no one ever

I like to think I AM kind and lol compassionate.There are some people, however, who choose to have a pity party or gripe fest EVERYDAY, and THAT is when my "cup of care" is empty!

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If you're gonna to be a smartass, first you have to be smart. Otherwise you're just an ass.

Lol, I have to ignore my peripheral vision when I shop there, or else I stop and look at something every few seconds!!

I have to ignore my peripheral vision when I shop at Target, or else I stop and look at something every few seconds.

lol. Great come back! :P lol I wouldn't ever need it but still funny

I'm sorry dear, in order for you to insult me, I must first value your opinion. Nice try though. So true though.

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Someecards - Fuck this shit! Just kidding. It's still Thursday and I need these.

Funny Confession Ecard: Of course women don't work as hard as men... They get it right the first time.

Funny Confession Ecard: Of course women don't work as hard as men. They get it right the first time.

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Don't forget to take your bullshit with you - vintage retro funny quotes

What kind of day do YOU deserve?

Instead of "Have a nice day" I think I'll start saying "Have the day you deserve" You know, let Karma sort that shit out.

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its amazing when my ex fiance tells me ill never find someone who will fill my heart like he did. why do men have so much security and confidence?

Bahahaha! aww cute profile picture...too bad you look nothing like that in real life..

Can you die from constipation? I am a little concerned with how full of shit you are.You'll be okay Ronda

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The Pity Train has just derailed at the corner of Suck It Up & Move On, and crashed into We All Have Problems, before coming to a stop at Get The Hell Over It.

funny someecard, do not make me mad, funny quotes

Don't make me mad then tell me to calm down. That's like shooting someone then telling hem to not bleed. Damn right!

Stop it!  As a children's party designer, this made me laugh extra loud!

I had a cinderella party.lucky for me my parents set it up as a princess party.however, with this genius idea, if i have a daughter and she wants to have a cinderella party.

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