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Someone Like You Text

THIS IS WHAT IM GOING TO DO IF SOMEONE EVER ASKS ME FOR NUDES. ITS KIND OF A FUNNY WAY OF SAYING "I WOULD LIKE TO KEEP MY GENITALS TO MY SELF THANK YOU VERY MUCH. AND WHILE YOUR AT IT CAN YOU PLEASE TAKE THE NEXT BUS TO GET OUT OF MY LIFE." - spoken honestly, GLITTERBEAN......

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The simplicity of love will never cease to amaze me. If you ever question someone's love for you, listen, sometimes it's said in different ways.

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Just like your doing to her... can't wait for it to all fall apart .. I could just show her the texts but nah I am to classy for that I'll just sit back living my happy life with a real man who respects me and other women and isn't using someone cause they are "LONELY"

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"Why is 2016 an option when selecting your birth year? Like you fresh out the womb trying to join Gmail."

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Me: Oh ciel your so freaking cute and scared of thunderstorms just like me and Haruhi! Haruhi: you promised to never tell anyone! Me: oh yeah um sorry....If you want to make things even you c-can t-tell Grell my secret..i-im sure he'll tell everyone... Haruhi: what secret? Me: you know the secret *cough* Triplets *cough*

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Adele: Someone Like You: Use for Tuck Everlasting-text to text connections (what Jesse might say to Winnie when he sees her later in life)

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No idea where I stand with her. Should i text her? Will she even answer? should i leave her alone? Does she have someone else? She must. why else would she not text me? Is she happier without me?Should i invite her to my game tonight? Sometimes I just want to text her and be like, can we start over? Ps our plane leaves next week. Ill go anywhere you want.

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Hey, I hope you get a text from someone you like real soon. I hope your lunch tastes good, that you find $20 on the ground and I hope that thing you were dreading turns out well

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