“Cynicism masquerades as wisdom, but cynicism is a self-imposed blindness.” Stephen Colbert

“Cynicism masquerades as wisdom, but cynicism is a self-imposed blindness.” Stephen Colbert

“Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us.” — Stephen Colbert (Photo: s_bukley / Shutterstock.com)

“Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us.” — Stephen Colbert (Photo: s_bukley / Shutterstock.com)

And finally, Stephen’s best moment. If your man doesn’t treat you right, then… | 5 Pieces Of Heartwarming Dad Advice From Stephen Colbert

And finally, Stephen’s best moment. If your man doesn’t treat you right, then… | 5 Pieces Of Heartwarming Dad Advice From Stephen Colbert

Stephen Colbert And The First Lady // funny pictures - funny photos - funny images - funny pics - funny quotes - #lol #humor #funnypictures

Stephen Colbert And The First Lady // funny pictures - funny photos - funny images - funny pics - funny quotes - #lol #humor #funnypictures

"If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn't help the poor, either we have to pretend that Jesus was just as selfish as we are, or we've got to acknowledge that He commanded us to love the poor and serve the needy without condition and then admit that we just don't want to do it." - Stephen Colbert

"If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn't help the poor, either we have to pretend that Jesus was just as selfish as we are, or we've got to acknowledge that He commanded us to love the poor and serve the needy without condition and then admit that we just don't want to do it." - Stephen Colbert

Time that could be spent yelling at people who have lost their children.

Time that could be spent yelling at people who have lost their children.

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