Steven Wright deja vu quote. I can totally hear him saying this, too.

Steven Wright deja vu quote. I can totally hear him saying this, too.

20 of Steven Wright's Funniest Jokes http://ift.tt/2h5GMHC

20 of Steven Wright's Funniest Jokes http://ift.tt/2h5GMHC

Ladies and Gentlemen, Steven Wright. - Imgur

Ladies and Gentlemen, Steven Wright.

"When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane." Steven Wright

"When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane." Steven Wright

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast any time." So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. Steven #Wright

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast any time." So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. Steven #Wright

"A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory." :) — Steven Wright

"A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory." :) — Steven Wright

Steven Wright One-Liners | Steven Wright Will Bring His Whimsical Humor and Deadpan Delivery to ...

Steven Wright One-Liners | Steven Wright Will Bring His Whimsical Humor and Deadpan Delivery to ...

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