S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #352:Please stop suggesting the Avengers get group therapy. It’s been tried. The therapist ended up in therapy, and discussion on the event beyond that results in disciplinary measures. [Submitted by fangirlandproudofit]
S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #344:If you are put on Loki-sitting duty as punishment, do not tell him what you did to earn said punishment. It only gives him ideas. The same goes for Deadpool-sitting. [Submitted by heavilyparaphrased]
S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip <-- I'm just imagining ship wars in the staff room, like "I SHIP IRON MAN AND CAPTAIN AMERICA AND YOU CAN SHUT THE HELL UP." "NO, IRON MAN BELONGS WITH LOKI, YOU IDIOT!" and then the Avengers are just standing in the doorway, laughing.