Ted: Thunder buddies for life, right Johnny? John: F***in' right! Ted: Alright, come one, let's sing the Thunder Song. John: Alright. John & Ted: When you hear the sound of thunder, don't you get too scared. Just grab your thunder buddy and say these magic words: "F*** you thunder! You can suck my d***. You can't get me, thunder, 'cause your just God's farts. Pft." - #MarkWahlberg #Ted Click for audio.