Tina Fey quote. "Every girl is expected to have caucasian blue eyes, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin, with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, tiny Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner , the hips of a 10 year old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama, & doll tits, this is why everyone is struggling."

Tina Fey quote. "Every girl is expected to have caucasian blue eyes, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin, with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, tiny Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner , the hips of a 10 year old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama, & doll tits, this is why everyone is struggling."

“Every girl is expected to have caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama and doll tits. This is why everyone is struggling.”   -Tina Fey

“Every girl is expected to have caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama and doll tits. This is why everyone is struggling.” -Tina Fey

Cover Story | Actress Tina Fey reveals some surprising life truths | Magazine | NET-A-PORTER.COM

Cover Story | Actress Tina Fey reveals some surprising life truths | Magazine | NET-A-PORTER.COM

"And from that day forward, women embraced their diversity and realized that all shapes and sizes are beautiful. AH HA HA. No. I’m totally messing with you. All Beyonce and JLo have done is add to the laundry list of attributes women must have to qualify as beautiful. Now every girl is expected to have Caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a…

"And from that day forward, women embraced their diversity and realized that all shapes and sizes are beautiful. AH HA HA. No. I’m totally messing with you. All Beyonce and JLo have done is add to the laundry list of attributes women must have to qualify as beautiful. Now every girl is expected to have Caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a…

“Every girl is expected to have caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama and doll tits. This is why everyone is struggling.”  -Tina Fey

‘Bossypants’ by Tina Fey - Review

“Every girl is expected to have caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama and doll tits. This is why everyone is struggling.” -Tina Fey

Real-life inspiration: Tina Fey admitted to Net-A-Porter's The Edit that she 'was the mean girl,' calling it 'a disease that had to be conquered'

Tina Fey admits she 'was the mean girl' in The Edit for Net-A-Porter

Real-life inspiration: Tina Fey admitted to Net-A-Porter's The Edit that she 'was the mean girl,' calling it 'a disease that had to be conquered'

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