Real-life inspiration: Tina Fey admitted to Net-A-Porter's The Edit that she 'was the mean girl,' calling it 'a disease that had to be conquered'

Real-life inspiration: Tina Fey admitted to Net-A-Porter's The Edit that she 'was the mean girl,' calling it 'a disease that had to be conquered'

Every girl is expected to have caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall butt, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, and the arms of Michelle Obama. The only person close to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes. Everyone else is struggling." - Tina Fey

Every girl is expected to have caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall butt, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, and the arms of Michelle Obama. The only person close to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes. Everyone else is struggling." - Tina Fey

Tina Fey quote. "Every girl is expected to have caucasian blue eyes, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin, with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, tiny Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner , the hips of a 10 year old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama, & doll tits, this is why everyone is struggling."

Tina Fey quote. "Every girl is expected to have caucasian blue eyes, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin, with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, tiny Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner , the hips of a 10 year old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama, & doll tits, this is why everyone is struggling."

“Every girl is expected to have caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama and doll tits. This is why everyone is struggling.”  -Tina Fey

“Every girl is expected to have caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama and doll tits. This is why everyone is struggling.” -Tina Fey

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