funny-dog-dress-clothes-pink Me: I’m not going to come out of the dressing room, I don’t think it fits. Mom: Come out anyway right now. (I come out.) Mom: OMG. Your boobs are popping out, it’s waaaay too tight, and your neck looks like a giraffe. I can’t believe you came out like that. We’re going to talk to your father when we get home young lady.