No no no. You need to wear vertical stripes if you want to look thin. Or. Call me crazy but aren't you one of those Victoria's secret models. Or. Did you get off the fashion bus or did you miss it entirely.
There was one time when me and my classmates were talking in the hallway and this really hot guy walked over next to us and I didn't wanted to say anything about him and for a second I thought that no one will but then one girl said "Exuse me, but did you saw that guy" and I just wispered "Yeah I did..."