"A gun? Yeah hold on a sec, I think I have one in my closet, let me check..." (Gotta wonder where this is... it's not a military armory w/ AK's & shotguns mounted up high, but those are mil-spec M4 racks...)
screw a walk in closet....this is my closet dream!!! oh to have a pantry shelves that are only one jar deep. take full jar, eat, and return empty jar to vacant space, inverting it to keep dust out. that would be ideal.