OMG, this made me laugh too hard. Also, I would now like some chocolate.
"Somewhere someone is searching for you in every person they meet."
We are all a little broken but last time I checked a broken crayon still colored
"7 billion people on this Earth. We each experienced this day differently. I find that both magical and inspirational."
I think someone protecting our country should get paid more than a man protecting a football
I once pretended to be stood up at a restaurant so I could get a free meal. My waiter felt so bad that he sat down with me and paid for my meal. And that's how I met my husband.
Birth marks, tattoos, strech marks, bruises, scars and freckles tell stories... You're born blank as a paper and life paints on you :)
I wish I could see the list of strangers that have ever found me attractive
I did not know this...maybe if more people knew this my Grampa could be alive now.....
I always put my music on shuffle but then I get annoyed when it doesn't play the…
These 18 People Had No Idea Their Partners Already Had Kids
I'm not married, and I don't have children, so I'm not good enough to be part of the family anymore, I guess...
"I act different around certain people. It's not because I'm fake. It's because I have a different comfort zone around certain people."
Whisper Confession- Pushing on a Pull Door