If you were looking for a sign, Wallingford Sign is the one. Each week it provides you a new joke or a witty observation.
Prolific raptor. I believe you could substitute EtOH for H2O
It's very important to have at least four corny jokes at the ready at any given time.
That's a real knee slapper ((hue inside jokes))
scottish twitter is a real treat
LOL!!!! Grammar. The difference between feeling your nuts and feeling you're nuts.
All on porpoise, lol. So punny.