How I got out of doing the dishes My mom: Do the dishes Me: *places sock on counter* My mom: What's this? Why is it here? *hands me the sock* Me: MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A SOCK! My mom: wait what? Me: DOBBY IS A FREE ELF Me: *runs to room* nmq  - Witty Profiles Quote 6263951 http://wittyprofiles.com/q/6263951

How I got out of doing the dishes My mom: Do the dishes Me: *places sock on counter* My mom: What's this? Why is it here? *hands me the sock* Me: MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A SOCK! My mom: wait what? Me: DOBBY IS A FREE ELF Me: *runs to room* nmq - Witty Profiles Quote 6263951 http://wittyprofiles.com/q/6263951

"When the Sunrise coming, the shadows retreat off..." AWARDCHESS Grigoriy Burtayev  - Witty Profiles Quote 6211223 http://wittyprofiles.com/q/6211223

"When the Sunrise coming, the shadows retreat off..." AWARDCHESS Grigoriy Burtayev - Witty Profiles Quote 6211223 http://wittyprofiles.com/q/6211223

"So, this is my life. I am both happy and sad, and I'm still trying to figure out how that could be." ~The Perks of Being a Wallflower - Witty Profiles Quote 6582502 http://wittyprofiles.com/q/6582502

"So, this is my life. I am both happy and sad, and I'm still trying to figure out how that could be." ~The Perks of Being a Wallflower - Witty Profiles Quote 6582502 http://wittyprofiles.com/q/6582502

Can you empty your pockets, cause I think you stole my heart! <3  - Witty Profiles Quote 5263611 http://wittyprofiles.com/q/5263611

Can you empty your pockets, cause I think you stole my heart! <3 - Witty Profiles Quote 5263611 http://wittyprofiles.com/q/5263611

"Who is the beast chess player of all times? Chuck Norris knew the answer! He never lose, the game lose! The last dead was not him, again, and it 's ended in the Stalemate!"- Grigoriy Burtayev /AWARDCHESS/  - Witty Profiles Quote 6211161 http://wittyprofiles.com/q/6211161

"Who is the beast chess player of all times? Chuck Norris knew the answer! He never lose, the game lose! The last dead was not him, again, and it 's ended in the Stalemate!"- Grigoriy Burtayev /AWARDCHESS/ - Witty Profiles Quote 6211161 http://wittyprofiles.com/q/6211161

+i+wish+people+looked+at+me+and+said+{wow+shes+pretty}+ - Witty Profiles Quote 5674390 http://wittyprofiles.com/q/5674390

+i+wish+people+looked+at+me+and+said+{wow+shes+pretty}+ - Witty Profiles Quote 5674390 http://wittyprofiles.com/q/5674390

COUSINS: because our parents couldn't handle us as sisters :) - Witty Profiles Quote 1588988 http://wittyprofiles.com/q/1588988

COUSINS: because our parents couldn't handle us as sisters :) - Witty Profiles Quote 1588988 http://wittyprofiles.com/q/1588988

Miley's coming out with a new perfume called "Twerk." It's made up of Billy Ray Cyrus's Tears.  - Witty Profiles Quote 6876386 http://wittyprofiles.com/q/6876386

Miley's coming out with a new perfume called "Twerk." It's made up of Billy Ray Cyrus's Tears. - Witty Profiles Quote 6876386 http://wittyprofiles.com/q/6876386

My grandma's facebook status: "When people think being a farmer is easy. lol get a clue sweetie. smc. (shucking my corn)." - Witty Profiles Quote 6412248 http://wittyprofiles.com/q/6412248

My grandma's facebook status: "When people think being a farmer is easy. lol get a clue sweetie. smc. (shucking my corn)." - Witty Profiles Quote 6412248 http://wittyprofiles.com/q/6412248

True strength, is holding it all together, when everyone else expects you to fall apart.  - Witty Profiles Quote 6305435 http://wittyprofiles.com/q/6305435

True strength, is holding it all together, when everyone else expects you to fall apart. - Witty Profiles Quote 6305435 http://wittyprofiles.com/q/6305435

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