I was going to say, "throw back a couple shots of Jose, and carve 'lying bastard' on the hood of your car with a screwdriver" But hey- do what makes you happy.

I was going to say, "throw back a couple shots of Jose, and carve 'lying bastard' on the hood of your car with a screwdriver" But hey- do what makes you happy.

If the secret gets out, everyone is going to try and join our team :(

If the secret gets out, everyone is going to try and join our team :(

I don't know if I have the tolerance to deal with your level of stupidity. If you can wait 20 minutes my Xanax will kick in.

I don't know if I have the tolerance to deal with your level of stupidity. If you can wait 20 minutes my Xanax will kick in.

You are my sunshine, my only sunshine you make me hap...nah, that's the Xanax nevermind.....

You are my sunshine, my only sunshine you make me hap...nah, that's the Xanax nevermind.....

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