Biomed-Premed Jokes

Feeling burnt out from all these studying for uni and/or the GAMSAT? Take a break and enjoy these biomed-premed jokes that the Gold Standard GAMSAT team has collected around uni and the web.
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Did you hear about the organelle that was charged with murder? It ended up in a prison cell.

Did you hear about the organelle that was charged with murder? It ended up in a prison cell.

A slowly-melting ice cube walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long phase change?"

A slowly-melting ice cube walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long phase change?

3 SIGNS YOU'VE BEEN PARTYING TOO MUCH 1. When the professor calls out your name during attendance, you rhythmically cry out "In da' house!" 2. All your stories begin with, "I was so wasted..." 3. You look forward to the weekdays as a time to relax.

3 SIGNS YOU'VE BEEN PARTYING TOO MUCH When the professor calls out your name during attendance, you rhythmically cry out "In da' house!" All your stories begin with, "I was so wasted." You look forward to the weekdays as a time to relax.

Did you hear about the somatic cell that was in the Army? He was diploid there.

Did you hear about the somatic cell that was in the Army? He was diploid there.

A 1.0 M solution walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water. The bartender asks "Won't that break your concentration?"

A M solution walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water. The bartender asks "Won't that break your concentration?

What's the most perverted enzyme in the human body? Helicase, because its always unzipping everyone's genes.

What's the most perverted enzyme in the human body? Helicase, because its always unzipping everyone's genes.

Where do amino acids go for worship? The cysteine chapel!

Where do amino acids go for worship? The cysteine chapel!

Why was the closed-circuit capacitor arrested by the police? He was charged with battery.

Why was the closed-circuit capacitor arrested by the police? He was charged with battery.

A bacillus bacterium walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, can't let you in here. Staph only."

A bacillus bacterium walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, can't let you in here. Staph only.


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The topic in this set of Writing Task A quotes came out in the 2011 GAMSAT UK sitting.

The topic in this set of Writing Task A quotes came out in the 2011 GAMSAT UK sitting.

Did you know that LOVE was the GAMSAT Writing Task B topic in the 2012 Australia/Ireland sitting? You can view a corrected sample essay on love here: http://gamsatpreparation.blogspot.com/2013/12/sample-corrected-essay-on-love.html

Did you know that LOVE was the GAMSAT Writing Task B topic in the 2012 Australia/Ireland sitting?

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Five books to read before starting medical school...or anyone interested in fields helping people. Love these suggestions.

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Five books to read before starting medical school (pictured one of my heroes Dr Oliver Sacks.

Here's a 15 checklist you must know for better writing the reflective Essay in GAMSAT

Here's a 15 checklist you must know for better writing the reflective Essay in GAMSAT

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