I'm a woman and I'm laughing way too hard at this
Massive male red kangaroo (6'7") at sunset.Australia is cool as shit
Get off your phone and live your life - 1 life 1 chance -cut your crap
It saw the chance,and it took it never let an oppurtunity go by.
People spend more time living and less time on Facebook - cut your crap
Attention psychos, please follow this rule - any problems can be resolved - cut your crap
When your favorite song comes on the radio.
Actual hot chick who gives sex advice - So listen Sex is good for your health plus plenty of fun stop waiting for it bring out the Thor in you- cut your crap
Being the older "mature" brother on Christmas.Growing up is over rated - cut your crap
When you know something is weighing you down - cut your crap