The further intricacies of Australian dialect. I have got to ask my australian friend if this is true
"Who the fuck thinks a crocodile is an appropriate gift for a baby?
idk what that is but it looks absolutely fucking amazing and i want one aaaaaaaa
Dude New Zealand had an eagle that had a wingspan of metres and would kill its main prey (big-assed birds that we called moa - they're extinct now which sucks) by penetrating their hip arteries and if that's not freaky I don't fucking know what is
Truest thing ever. But have you ever been swooped? They are scary ass creatures.