Couples jokes

A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her

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A man and a woman were dating. She being of a religious nature had held back the worldly pleasure that he wanted from her so bad. In fact, he had never even seen her undressed. One day, as they drove down the freeway, she remarked about his slow driving habits. “I can’t stand it anymore,” […]

A woman comes home and tells her husband, “Remember those Headaches I’ve been having all these years

It’s never over, ’til it’s over LOL. After nearly 50 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband begin to massage her in ways he hadn’t in quite some time. 😎😍 It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the...

A couple was lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband begin to touch her in ways he hadn’t in quite some time. It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back. He then slid his hand across her shoulders […]

A married couple are out one night at a dance club.There's a guy on the dance floor giving it large: break dancing, moon walking, back flips, the works.The wife turns to her husband a.. #funny, #joke, #humor

A wife arrived home after a long shopping trip, and was horrified to find her husband in bed with a young, lovely thing.Just as she was about to storm out of the house, her husband stopped h.. #funny, #joke, #humor