Funny religious jokes

He looks up to heaven and says “God, could you answer a question for me?” “Of course, my son,” says God, “what would you like to know?” “God, what is a million years to you?” “Well,” says God, “a million years to me is as a second.” “Hmm,” says the man. “I guess I understand. So what...

You don't need a higher power or a god to make a funny joke. With that in mind, check out the top 101 religious jokes that will make you laugh. #jokes #Religions

A religious woman, upon waking up each morning... ... would open her front door, stand on the porch and scream, “Praise the Lord.” This infuriated her atheist neighbor who would always make sure to counter back, “There is no Lord.” One morning the atheist neighbor overheard his neighbor...

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The pastor stood before the congregation and said;“I have bad news, I have good news, and I have more bad news.”The congregation got quiet. #funny, #joke, #humor

Mary and Martha

<p>Christians are sometimes thought of as being humorless, staunchly religious people who think laughing is a sin, but I can assure you that isn't true.</p> <p>Christians love jokes just as much as anyone else does.</p> <p>God gave humanity a sense of humor and <a title="I Thank God Every Day and You Should Too" href="https://www.teeshopusa.com/blogs/the-blog/i-thank-god-every-day-and-why-you-should-too">I thank God every day</a> for that. He wants us to experience joy, cheer and laughter…

“My goodness, Mary!” he says. “How have you been?” “Oh, could be better,” she says. “My husband Robert and I have been trying to have children for fifteen years, but we are barren.” “I’m so sorry,” says the priest. “I’m on a pilgrimage to Rome, and I promise to light a candle for you in...

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In this article we will enjoy this collection of funny Bible jokes. They range from funny, silly, and some are down right cheesy a.k.a dad jokes! Great for

A man is praying in church. He looks up to heaven and says, “God, could you answer a question for me?” “Of course, my son,” says God, “What would you like to know?” “God, what...

Funny church sign memes that combine scripture, sass, and sidewalk-worthy humor. Faith with a side of funny.

In the year 2020, the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in the United States, and said, “Once again, the earth has become wicked and over-populated, and I see the end of all flesh before me. Build another Ark and save 2 of every living thing along with a few good humans.” He gave Noah...

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