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Funny Joke: I just don’t wanna go to school! School Quotes Funny In English, Jokes English Funny, School Jokes In English, Very Funny Jokes In English Short, Long Moral Stories In English, School Humor Funny Jokes, Funny Funny Jokes, Best Memes Ever In English Funny, Funny Jokes That Will Make Anyone Laugh

Mom: Time to wake up and go to school! Son: No, I don’t wanna go to school today! Mom: But you have to go to school. Son: But, I don’t wanna go to school. Mom: Give me three good reasons why you should stay home, and I will give you three reasons why you need to go to school. Son:...

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The lizard looks up and says “Hey, what are you doing?” The monkey says “Smoking a joint. Come up and join me.” So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey, and they have another joint. After a while, the lizard says his mouth is ‘dry’, and that he’s going to get a drink from the...

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Funny Joke: A religious woman, upon waking up each morning...   ... would open her front door, stand on the porch and scream, “Praise the Lord.”   This Clean Jokes For Seniors, Jokes For Seniors, Atheist Jokes, Religious Jokes, Kueez Celebrity, Morning Jokes, Christian Good Morning Quotes, Bible Jokes, Door Stand

A religious woman, upon waking up each morning... ... would open her front door, stand on the porch and scream, “Praise the Lord.” This infuriated her atheist neighbor who would always make sure to counter back, “There is no Lord.” One morning the atheist neighbor overheard his neighbor...

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