Zucchini chips - slice very thin and press between sheets of paper towels to remove moisture, line up on a baking sheet, brush with olive oil, sprinkle with salt - bake at 225 for 2 hours till they dry and crisp
"Birthday cake made of fruit" No. Not a cake. Just a big slice of watermelon with some pretty fruit on it. And if you try to serve this to me as my birthday cake, clearly you are asking to be ridiculed for the rest of your natural life.