The first idiot to acquire Apple's latest piece of sh*t iPhone was an "Crapple" fanboy here in Australia - then, in his stupefied and excited state (no doubt p*ssing himself like an excited puppy) he proceeded to drop it on live TV! Brilliant! This cheered me up no end last week - I really needed it! And since the two new crap iPhone models will be available via mobile network service providers (for $0 on various plans) in due course, why buy an iPhone?! What a typical Apple "genius"!
Now here's a surprise - not! Cracked screens (many times from a single drop) have long been one of the many weak points of all previous iPhone models - well, now the new iPhone 6 models have spectacularly failed the "drop test" too - i.e. sh*t build quality and zero durability!