The fact that "Crapple" can't build a flush camera lens housing is nothing now compared to the fact that the iPhone 6 Plus is a cheaply made piece of rubbish that bends out of shape!

The fact that "Crapple" can't build a flush camera lens housing is nothing now compared to the fact that the iPhone 6 Plus is a cheaply made piece of rubbish that bends out of shape!

Oh, look, the pot is calling the kettle black again - Apple's Tim Cook attacks Google and Facebook over privacy flaws.

Oh, look, the pot is calling the kettle black again - Apple's Tim Cook attacks Google and Facebook over privacy flaws.

The first idiot to acquire Apple's latest piece of sh*t iPhone was an "Crapple" fanboy here in Australia - then, in his stupefied and excited state (no doubt p*ssing himself like an excited puppy) he proceeded to drop it on live TV! Brilliant! This cheered me up no end last week - I really needed it! And since the two new crap iPhone models will be available via mobile network service providers (for $0 on various plans) in due course, why buy an iPhone?! What a typical Apple "genius"!

The first idiot to acquire Apple's latest piece of sh*t iPhone was an "Crapple" fanboy here in Australia - then, in his stupefied and excited state (no doubt p*ssing himself like an excited puppy) he proceeded to drop it on live TV! Brilliant! This cheered me up no end last week - I really needed it! And since the two new crap iPhone models will be available via mobile network service providers (for $0 on various plans) in due course, why buy an iPhone?! What a typical Apple "genius"!

Apple’s software updates are like changing the water in a fish tank. I’d rather let the fish die. The all-new iPhones and Apple Watch can be easily avoided but there’s no escaping iOS 8.

Apple’s software updates are like changing the water in a fish tank. I’d rather let the fish die. The all-new iPhones and Apple Watch can be easily avoided but there’s no escaping iOS 8.

Now here's a surprise - not! Cracked screens (many times from a single drop) have long been one of the many weak points of all previous iPhone models - well, now the new iPhone 6 models have spectacularly failed the "drop test" too - i.e. sh*t build quality and zero durability!

Now here's a surprise - not! Cracked screens (many times from a single drop) have long been one of the many weak points of all previous iPhone models - well, now the new iPhone 6 models have spectacularly failed the "drop test" too - i.e. sh*t build quality and zero durability!

A glum sign for Apple in China, as smuggled iPhones go begging.

A glum sign for Apple in China, as smuggled iPhones go begging.

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