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A pigeon, huh? An exhausted bird-of-paradise, more likely.

I am not an early bird or a night owl. I am some form of permanently exhausted pigeon. Especially on Monday>> I AM BOTH. AT THE SAME TIME!

Totally me

I've got PMS, OCD, and ADD. I want to cry and look pretty while I kill everyone, but I can't focus on that right now, I"m cleaning

I am the person who compliments everyone, and gives all her food away, except kit kats, so you had better look really really close... If you stole my kit kats for example.....

Someone posted a whisper, which reads "Listen, I’m a nice person. So if I’m a bitch to you, you need to ask yourself why.

Absolutely not qualified!

I'm always forced to do shit I'm,not qualified for, like being nice to fucking idiots.

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When my friends ask if I'm going out tonight, I'm like. Go away, I busy. Funny Pictures Of The Day – 33 Pics

All the time. Sadly.

Do you ever say something so bitchy that you're like damn I need to chill lol

Shutting the fuck up is gluten free, add that to your diet.

In honor of my most stolen quotes. My girl at posted me as her for this. I'm so drunk idk of this even makes sense but I love m you bitch