The 100 Best Classic Simpsons Quotes
You sometimes need to subtly remind people of your worth.
But you’re working on getting your priorities in order.
Because this is how you and your significant other argue:
Australians don’t actually ride around in kangaroos.
Knifey-spooney. That is all.
What the heck is a sal-ad?
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