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The period one is my life now. I NEED to use this one day.

I want my eyelashes to be as black as my soul and as long as the list of people I hate.<<< my eyelashes would be way too long for my body, but I wouldn't mind it if they were as black as my soul

Lmao! When you hang out with your white friends: | 36 Situations That Are Too Real For People With Black American Moms

I'll say this is funny, but I'm white and if I were to tell my mom shut up, I'm positive I would get punished like a black kid was. My mama does not play games!

The 38 Absolute Best Yearbook Quotes From The Class Of 2014

"If idiots could fly, this place would be an airport." The 38 Absolute Best Yearbook Quotes From The Class Of 2014

minions

Memory loss isn't just for oldies ;minions suffer from it too! We can all tell that a lot of minions have something in common ;

How FUNNY

Actor and comedian Kevin Hart hosts Kevin Hart & Friends Comedy All-stars at The Chelsea as part of his wildly popular HartBeat Weekend coming to The Cosmopolitan of Las Vegas.

Lol

I do occasionally hunt elephants in the super market.this may or may not have lead to my involuntary removal from said super market.

Need A Laugh? 30 #Funny #Quotes And #Sayings

Say it out loud. I dare you. Remember when you were a kid and tried to get your friends to say funny stuff like this? (Ice Bank Mice Elf = "I spank myself")