dear mom, how can you hear me mumble under my breath but you can't hear me say what?! multiple times when you scream my name. And when I ask you questions... Sitting RIGHT next to you. And I ask them several times!!!
"Mom, can I tell your something weird?" Me: Sure. "I really can't wait for Martin Luther King Day" Me: That's not weird, it sounds like you're really inspired by him. "Yeah, because if it wasn't for him I wouldn't be able to play with my friend."