Brad Pitt's Love Letter to His Wife: Purportedly written by Brad Pitt, this viral essay extolls the 'secret of love,' namely that given enough hugs, kisses, and compliments a woman will 'blossom' and become 'the reflection of her man. Seems legit.
"Our wedding will have an open bar. It will also be heavily photographed, so any drunken shenanigans will be well documented and thoroughly mocked for years to come. Proceed with caution." I'm using this. not sure of an open bar but this is funny