While we're on the subject, any else get thoroughly pissed that the Doctor marries her just to get her to obey? River: Am I the woman who marries you, or the woman who murders you. The Doctor: Oh... I don't want to marry you. The Doctor: River! River! This is ridiculous! That would mean nothing to anyone. It's insane. Worse, it's stupid! You embarrass me. River: What am I doing? The Doctor: As you're told.